Sunday, April 18, 2010

TO ACHIVE YOUR DREAMS REMEMBER YOUR ABC

Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits.
Believe in yourself
Consider things from every angle
Don't give up and don't give in.
Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.
Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches.
Give more than you planned to.
Hang on to your dreams.
Ignore those who try to discourage you.
Just do it
Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.
Love yourself first and most.
Make it happen.
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
Practice makes perfect.
Quitters never win and winners never quite.
Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.
Stop procrastinating.
Take control on your own destiny.
Understand yourself in order to better understand others.
Visualize it.
Want it more than anything.
Xcellerate your efforts.
You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace you.
You do not know, what you can do, until you try.
Zero in on your target and go for it.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

IT Facts

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer / Designer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

KAM is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Director is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!


Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Interesting Facts about Women.

Interesting Facts about Women.




  • Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, “How Do I look?”
  • Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question “Is that girl good looking?”
  • Women thinks there are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.
  • When a woman answer, “I am fine.”, After a few seconds, she is not fine.
  • One average, a woman kisses about 74 men before getting married!
  • A girl who stays at home knows much more than a gay who is 20, having out most of the day!!! (the power of GOSSIP.)
  • Most of the girls open their mouth while applying mascara.
  • All girls are not 100% committed in love.
  • Now days girls are not sincere to love compare to guys.


Friday, April 2, 2010

बहाना ढूंढ़ लिया...


कुछ रोज गुजारने की खातिर,एक आशियाना ढूंढ़ लिया
ता-उम्र होश में न आ सकू, ऐसा एक मयखाना ढूंढ़ लिया

क्या मालूम था मुझे, के होगी झूठी वो महफिले अपनी
अब आयी अक्ल, के जीने की खातिर वीराना ढूंढ़ लिया

पूछेगा गर खुदा मुझको,लाये क्या हो उस जहा से तुम
कर दूंगा नजर ये दिल टुटा, ऐसा एक नजराना ढूंढ़ लिया

मिलती नही जो इस दुनिया में,एक पहचान अब मुझको
अक्स जो देखा शीशे में अपना, के कोई बेगाना ढूंढ़ लिया

अपनी सूरत-ऐ-हाल पे हसता है ये सारा जमाना
हम भी समझेंगे के लोगो ने, हसने का बहाना ढूंढ़ लिया